- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What ryhmes with turtle rape

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Robin, get in the car!

Read a Book.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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