- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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