Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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