- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Get up Look in the mirror

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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