- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Male leadership.

being sober in a bar fight

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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