- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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