Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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