- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

White NBA players.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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