Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

every knight i see an owl at window

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How high is the sky? True or False

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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