A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

denisssssssssssssss

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...