- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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