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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

knock knock!? . . No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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