- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Detroit has a low crime rate

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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