Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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taking out the trash... at night

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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