What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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my egg roll

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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Pickles are powerful

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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