- Anti Joke

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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