- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Want to hear a joke? Obama

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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