A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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