- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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