- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Whats funnier than 24.....25

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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