How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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