- Anti Joke

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Casey Anthony kills a baby

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"