- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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