- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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