- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Connor is homosexuaI

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Sex

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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