A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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HEY!

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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matt is fat

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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