what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

penis in the camel

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

My jeans

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Indians

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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