- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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