- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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