- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

whats brown and booky a book.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

what's black and can't swim?

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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