69

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Anti Joke

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