justin beiber sucks

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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