Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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knock knock go away

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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