Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Knock knock. Get out!!

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Albino African Americans

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's long and black The unemployment line

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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