- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A guy walks into a bar

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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