why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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