Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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