guess what>? your mum lol

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

What's one plus one? two.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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