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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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