- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Your Mom The End.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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