- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Stop me if you heard this one before.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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