Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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