- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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