- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your blood type? Red.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

miha kako si?

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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