- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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