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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What moos like a cow? Another cow

irish man drinking john smiths

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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