How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Anti Joke

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