Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

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