- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What did the president do for the people? ...

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

haha black people :D

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A woman walks into a bar.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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