What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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