- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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