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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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