- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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