What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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