- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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