What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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