Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Racial equality.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

whats green and lives in the water

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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