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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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