What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Women drivers...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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