- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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