- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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