What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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