- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A woman walks into a bar.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

haha black people :D

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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