- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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