- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

what's the difference between a crocodile?

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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