How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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whats black? the colour

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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