- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Racial equality.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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