Bob Saget that is all

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

N-E Pats never cheated

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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