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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

whats black? the colour

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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