- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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