Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

joke under this line wins _________________________

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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