Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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