The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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