A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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