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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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