Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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