its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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