A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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hey guys im gay

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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