- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Your mom is so old she died

Flowers are colors Love me

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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