- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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