Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call an arab ?

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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