An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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The child was fired from his job.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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