- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Sloths

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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