- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Antijokes...

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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