- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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