- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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