- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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