Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Brain fart

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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