- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Christ is a conspiracy

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Why did you step on my watermelon?