- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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