What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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